Twitter toilet paper puts tweets where the sun don’t shine

Royal flush: Collector’s Edition will print execrable tweets for $35.


Sometimes it’s hard to turn the other cheek. That’s when it’s best to use both cheeks.

Shitter turns Twitter into toilet paper. Startup Collector’s Edition will print four rolls of choice throne-room reading material for $35.

If you’re the self-deprecating sort, they can be your own tweets. But it’s infinitely more amusing to print out those of your least-favorite celebrity. You can choose one or several feeds for your order.

The Shitter rolls can get about four tweets per sheet; that’s a lot better than this DIY Twitter toilet paper printer from Germany. Shitter, meanwhile, is printed in the U.S. and ships internationally.

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